Worldwide Campaign to stop the Abuse and Torture of Mind Control/DEWs
So, I've had a hard time with intelligence agencies messing with me along with a few snobby rich people. They've tried to get me to commit suicide, fail at life and physically hurt me with mysterious "ailments."
I know I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I see something wrong with this picture. See, lately, they've been reprogramming me. They feed my backthoughts when I sleep and change the way I perceive the world. I can barely fight back. Heaven forbid they the right thing. Why did they have to corner and torture me for months, years? What were they trying to prove?
We're at war with kookiness.
I'm sure in the future, getting a brain check up will be as common as braces.