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Von KiddFive surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best paitients to ...
Apr 21 (4 days ago)
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best paitients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest paitients to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and ass are interchangeable."
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