LOL I AM A ROBOT

They were so terrified that I was going to kill them that they made me illiterate because it will be cheaper.  (I have proof of my feats prior.)

 

That doesn't seem like a logical argument, but it makes sense in robot land (no, I am not literally a robot, just have the mind of one).

 

They said, "she's trying to get in on our good."

They said to the public, "she's trying to kill you."

They said, "she costs too much."

 

My infuriating arguments:

 

I say, "I have to produce taxes for you to eat."

I say, "I am trying to defend myself."  If killing a bunch of people keeps them out of our heads, then a bunch of people need  to die.  It's self-defense.  Am I going to? No, but that's the logical answer.  I have no emotion, but I'll do it if it means my survival. 

I say, "The dementia patients are everywhere."

 

Output: They were so terrified that I was going to kill them that they made me illiterate because it will be cheaper.

 

I don't have understandings of context, and I have to observe everyone's emotions. 

I guess the upside to this is that I'm no longer dragged down by illogical human sentiments.  I don't read emotion, so I do not use it.   That makes me even more offensive as it turns out.

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