I am a non-consensual neuro weapons test subject. The technologically induced voices which I constantly hear coming from inside my head informed me that nearly all shampoo and nearly all laundry detergent contain particulates which are being used to wirelessly analyse both the sebacious glands in the human head and the cleanliness level of the clothing worn by random members of the public, totally unknown to those chosen members of the public who are generally totally unawa...re that they are being analysed while they are out in public.
I have known about this situation for some time. I now wash my hair with hand soap or dish soap which I am assured does not contain such invasive particulates and I wash my clothing with a mixture of baking soda and white vinegar which is just as effective a cleaning agent as laundry detergent ever could be.
